Tuesday, February 7, 2023

Format Change!

 So! As you saw in the last post (If you haven't seen it, shame on you), I'm gonna write about my adventures at sea. But! I will do it not by focusing on the lame bits, but by focusing on the amazing battles and/or adventures! The ship raiding, the bar hopping, the creature killing, the rival pirate slaying, exciting adventures! I will also be having the twink talk about the...3? fights he had. If he doesn't, I will tell him ALL about my various conquests~! Which is more of a gift than a punishment but different people different tastes I guess. I swear he is such a prude sometimes, almost gives the Pope a run for his money sometimes I swear. Well, looks like it's time for me to go!

PEACE BITCHES! -Bunbun

Monday, February 6, 2023

Bunbun's Adventure Chap. 2

 After a few hours of hanging, knocked out and chained to a wall, Bunbun woke up with a throbbing headache. ‘They didn’t need to hit me that hard.’ She thought as she removed a hairpin from her sleeve with her ears and started to undo the locks. ‘Who knew faking surrender was that hard?’

With a loud click, the cuffs opened before she fell to the ground. ‘Yeesh, that’s gonna be sore for a while’ She rubbed her wrists as she looked around. It was a fairly normal makeshift jail, the room was a little bigger than a closet with the door having a single window to peer into the room. 

Bunbun walked over to the door and started to look for any weak points, the main ones being that the lock and the hinge pin were on her side of the door. ‘Wow, this is… this is really bad.’ She thought as she tried opening the door to find it locked. ‘At least they are somewhat competent.’

She gets to work unlocking the door, losing a few hairpins in the process. After a few minutes, it’s unlocked. She opens the door to be met with the barrel of a pistol, she then closes the door and lays against it. “FUCK” She yelled angrily. ‘Should’ve known this would happen.’ Bunbun looked around for something she could turn into a weapon, yet the only thing was the chains.

HEY!
I'm gonna have to stop you right there asshole, If ANYONE is going to tell a story about MY time at sea, it's gonna be me. Get the fuck outta here with that shit! Stick around for the more epic version of it! All the juicy bits front and center while the boring stuff is sidelined!
Bunbun out!